Hi Tony still no sign of the new Celticmanager....Roy Keane or Owen Coyleor someone else ...who would be your choice ? Me I'd take Keane just for the funof it ...hope you have a good weekendHHBognorbhoy
Not sure about fun with our Roy. :-) Sir Alex employed a bit of shouting and intimidation, but he had the sublty when required to balance it. I wonder if Roy has any more clubs in his bag?
afternoon tony.so it's not Roy then awe well ..we just have to wait and see...a wee glasgow man fell from the his 5th floor flat but escaped with no damage....he had his light fawn suit on....HHbognorbhoy
Sorry I missed your anniversary announcement. I will try to make up with a small joke:-"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending."
Tony, hope you and the family are fine...another wee joke for you...A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?''Moses,' replied the bird.'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?''The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'.......love to you all, weebobbycollins.
A classic from Tommy Cooper - I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays."HHBognorbhoy